a little teacher humor

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. Noneof the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what yourmother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out andyelled, 'Oh my Gosh! They're butt-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Hello from Holly Springs!

Prayers needed!! Troy is in the midst of studying for finals and I honestly can say I don't know how he does it! Law school is definitely something that I would never consider doing myself, especially after witnessing first hand the late nights he has had lately. Poor thing only gets to come down for dinner and maybe a stretch break here and there. BUT, come May 1st he will be "free" for a few months until round two starts up in September! Troy has really done an excellent job during his first year and I am super proud! (Hear the teacher in me??) WAY TO GO TROY!!!

As for me, it's crunch time in the ol' kinder room. We have 35 days left, and lots to cover before then! I am excited that I will no longer be labeled as "first year teacher!" It's exciting, yet scary at the same time, to see that one year has already come and gone. Time has flown, and not only will my first year of teaching be behind me, but so will one year of marriage. It seems like yesterday we were stressing over the final details of the wedding, finding a home, and graduation. I guess we're really "grown up" now. HA!